normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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