Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
