You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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