my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
