People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
People in love make me want to vomit
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Randomize
