if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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