We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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