To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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