My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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