I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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