he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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