you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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