1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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