I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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