I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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