Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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