Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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