I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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