Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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