I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
