Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You can't motorboat a personality
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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