if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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