you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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