...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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