She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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