Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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