Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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