Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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