Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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