Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize