So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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