He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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