Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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