nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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