let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I came so hard my ears popped.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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