Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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