Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just come out here and I will go home with you...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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