Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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