I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
