I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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