i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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