Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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