He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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