Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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