I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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