yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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