i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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