I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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