yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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