I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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