Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
His nipple licking is glorious
Come on in and take your pants off
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