:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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