he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Couch. On fire.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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