Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We don't watch enough power rangers
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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