Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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