Do you still have your period?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize