i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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