I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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