By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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